Honestly, we're not actually looking forward to "All-Star Celebrity Apprentice." Nobody is. NBC could tolerate this show with its middling ratings and minimal buzz when it was a fourth place network. But now that NBC is rebuilding and eying respectability, we look forward to seeing how aggressively NBC will push a show built around a Twitter-baiting buffoon who celebrated partial election results by advocating an overthrow of the popularly elected government. Members of NBC's own news division, including Brian Williams, were mocking their network colleague. Will NBC be able to promote him? The fun starts on March 3, 2012.

- Dan Fienberg