Release Date: November 20, 2009
U.S. box office: $296 million
Why it's bad: I saw "New Moon" at a press screening prior to opening day. About one hour into the movie - which from what I could gather was about some mopey girl with a mild case of Tourette syndrome crying in the woods for what seemed an interminable length of time - I heard a strange noise and looked over to find that the grizzled movie critic sitting next to me had fallen asleep and was snoring, loudly. How nice that must have been.

- Chris Eggersten