Sarah Jessica Parker officially tried much too hard
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Worst: Kim Kardashian
Holy smokes. The first thought I had was that, truly, she looks somewhat toad-like here. It's not that she's pregnant, though that isn't helping matters. Her hair is pulled back, she's wearing a sofa slipcover, and her hands are... missing. I can't quite understand what made her think that wearing matchy-matchy gloves was a fashion do, unless she actually ate her hands in a hormonal frenzy or they've turned into flippers or long, sticky fingers. The high slit makes her look like a meatloaf on a stick. Kanye doesn't look too thrilled to be squiring this walking sofa around town, and in this case, I can't blame him. She's a beautiful girl. She should be glowing. And man, she doesn't have to try so darn hard, even for this.