Olympic heroes, former politicians, an Osmond, an Osbourne and a teenage witch
ABC SAYS: "Professional snowboarder Louie Vito is among the U.S.’ elite snowboarders favored to make the 2010 Olympic team. Competing in both the Pipe and Slopestyle disciplines, Vito continues to train for the Grand Prix qualifying. The 21 year-old native of Bellefontaine, OH turned pro in 2006 and has competed in multiple Winter X-Games competitions. He is also a two-time winner of the USSA Grand Prix Halfpipe Series."
WE SAY: It's so cute the way ABC thinks that casting an X-Games athlete and professional snowboarder will make "Dancing with the Stars" seem hip! Vito's vote totals will be swallowed up in the sea of votes for people like Donny Osmond and Tom Delay and he won't be heard from again until the 2010 Winter Olympics (on NBC).