'Oops! I Crapped My Pants' (1998)
It outperforms every bladder and bowel control garment on the market, but "Oops! I Crapped My Pants" is still almost too funny and gross to discuss. The way the wise grandfather character intones, "Imagine this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your feces" is, frankly, traumatizing. It might be the most memorable "SNL" ad of the late '90s, and I'm too busy laughing to wonder how horrifying that is.
- Louis Virtel