No wonder they can't do anything, their nerves are shot.
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Even Tupperware cannot be trusted in this horrible nightmare universe.
Plastic is well-known for being able to suffocate humans quickly and quietly. In 'But Wait, There's More...Death!' they also reproduce at a rate heretofore confined to Tribbles and the Black Plague. Buried under such a weight, the sweet release of death is slow but imminent.