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The most insulting thing about this absurdly expensive pajama set is that they aren’t even full-length -- they’re shorts! For this kind of dough, a person should reasonably expect to have at least their knees and calves coddled by fabric, and I would go so far as to demand ankle coverage as well. A better suggestion? Before bed, wrap your body inside of 295 dollar bills.