Cannes Film Festival 2013

Funeral Plans for 2010-2011's Network TV Freshman Casualties

We come to bury 'Lone Star,' 'Chicago Code,' 'The Event,' 'Outsourced' and more

"Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior" (CBS)

"Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior" (CBS)
 
Best remembered for: Proving that not every successful CBS procedural is spinoff-able and establishing the finite power of an Oscar win in maintaining Forest Whitaker's "movie star" status. 
 
Appropriate funeral song: The most random cover of "Suspicious Minds" you can dig up. Our suggestion? Fine Young Cannibals.
 
In lieu of flowers: Put yourself in the mind of a serial killer by squinting and imagining women in jeopardy. Then solve a crime -- even jaywalking -- just in the nick of time.
Photo Credit: CBS

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