"Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior" (CBS)
Best remembered for: Proving that not every successful CBS procedural is spinoff-able and establishing the finite power of an Oscar win in maintaining Forest Whitaker's "movie star" status.
Appropriate funeral song: The most random cover of "Suspicious Minds" you can dig up. Our suggestion? Fine Young Cannibals.
In lieu of flowers: Put yourself in the mind of a serial killer by squinting and imagining women in jeopardy. Then solve a crime -- even jaywalking -- just in the nick of time.