Maybe this looked cute on the hangar. But honestly, this one outfit is doing more to kill my enthusiasm for a vegan lifestyle (Silverstone's all about the vegan thing when she isn't spitting chewed-up food into her kid's mouth) than a good plate of ribs. The high, rounded neckline and big, black band across her waistline conspire to make her look both short and dumpy. I'm not saying Oompa Loompa dumpy, but close. Her flat hair, blah make-up and a skirt that appears to be made out of hemp or wheat or possibly some of the leftover oatmeal drool she didn't manage to get into her kid aren't helping matters. Wouldn't hurt to put on a bracelet or something, either. Or maybe just stay at home. I'm sure she has a lot of chewing to do.