Will My Buddy, Slinky, M.A.S.K. and Silly Putty ever get their close-ups?
'The Cabbage Patch Dolls Movie'
Type of film: Family drama
Adoption is not an easy process -- especially when it comes to dolls. In this period drama, will one family survive after two parents try and fail to bring home the ugliest doll of the 1980s? Short answer: like, no. A torturous spiral of regret, resentment, vandalism, drug addiction, prostitution, meth manufacturing and armed robbery leaves one couple wondering if one Cabbage Patch doll would have made all the difference.
Potential tagline: Ugly on the Outside
- Liane Bonin Starr