Charlie Sheen endures abuse from William Shatner, Mike Tyson, Seth Macfarlane during his Comedy Central Roast
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William Shatner and Seth Macfarlane, making amends
Host Seth Macfarlane enjoyed several pummeling bon mots during the show, including:
"How do you get fired from 'Two and a Half Men'? Do they haul you in and say, ‘Sorry, you don’t suck enough?’”
“You’ve seen his movies [and] if you’re a prostitute you’ve seen him point a gun at your face while you try to get him hard."
He also kept asking Kate Walsh why she was there, clearly voicing what everyone else was already thinking.
Macfarlane then introduced William Shatner as “the guy who played Captain Kirk on 'Star Trek' before it looked like gay guys working in a Mac store.”
Shatner responded by saying of Macfarlane, "keep it going for Chaz Bono", before later commenting to Sheen: "As one rocketman to another, if I may give you my most important piece of advice tonight, never ever forget to book your next rehab stay through priceline.com."