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Worst: Thor's nonexistent character arc
We've got some bad news. As you may have heard, your onscreen step-brother has really grown in popularity since we first recruited you to be an Avenger. And, as you are well aware, we really like to keep our audience happy. So, in the spirit of fairness we've decided to give any semblance of a character arc this time around to Hiddleston since we really only have enough screen time for one with all that exposition to explain what's actually happening in the rest of the movie.
Hey! Don't be mad my friend. You had a great arc in the first movie with that whole not getting along with dad and finding yourself on Earth and stuff. We promise Thor will have much more character growth in third movie (unless we have to give it to Ms. Oscar winner who may try to breach her contract if we don't). Again, thanks so much for understanding. This is good news, no? Now you can just concentrate on stretching yourself when you work with real directors like Ron Howard and Michael Mann. Right?
(via Gregory Ellwood)