Which of these movies will hit your hometown?
Worst: The Butcher, The Chef & The Swordsman
Why: Do you enjoy having hideously ugly cartoon character versions of Chinese cliches screaming in your face and fainting a lot? Then this might be the movie for you. For anyone else, this is a rough sit. It's a broad comedy mixed with some terribly shot swordplay, and the result is a headache in celluloid form.
Will you see this near a theater near you? Never. Ever. Under any circumstances. Even with Doug Liman's name attached as an executive producer, this thing's an impossible sell to the Western market.
- Drew McWeeny