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#1: The beautiful “average” heroine
You know the drill. Our heroine is a Plain Jane™ who just happens to have lusciously long but stringy (aka pin-straight) hair, eyes that are a unique color, and is model thin (due to malnutrition). Yet somehow she’s maintained her curves in “all the right places” and draws the attention of the hottest guys in her immediate area despite having no social skills or a flirtatious bone in her body. Her internal narrative will never acknowledge her looks are anything above “passable” despite her apparent supernatural attractiveness.