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Offending film: "Newsies"
Not even Bill Pullman's awesome chin could save him from this pedophile's dream, a Disney musical that cast him as an intrepid New York City reporter surrounded by dancing pubescent newspaper boys. People who live in basements have built up a cult fanbase around this movie, and while they will likely defend Bill's vocal performance here, they are also delusional.