Because he has a certain set of acting skills.
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A corn maze.
Possible Title: 'Clever Girls'
Possible Plot: Paleontologist Jim Swarner (Liam Neeson) awakens at night in a corn maze with no memory of how he got there. But there's a rustling in the stalks. A reptilian eye stares him down. A cybernetically modified velociraptor pounces. A no-nonsense kind of guy, Swarner cuts through the corn to the edge of the maze, only to be electrocuted and blown back. The raptor is not so lucky and is killed. As Swarner cautiously examines the corpse, an omnipresent voice thanks him for his contribution to the new world order…but unfortunately his services will no longer be needed. Can he escape and take out his duplicitous employers?
Why we'd like to see this: Picture Liam Neeson punching a velociraptor in the face. Are you picturing it? Now look down. See? You just pulled out your wallet and are sad you can't pay to watch this happen.
- Donna Dickens