2014 Oscars red carpet grades: Lupita, Liza, Pharrell and more
Next gallery »Best and Worst of the 2014 Academy Awards
« Previous galleryCate Blanchett, Matthew McConaughey arrive at the 2014 Oscars
Why? Oh, look, another beige and semi-sparkly dress. How exciting. This silhouette is a little unforgiving, albeit a classic -- out eyes are meant to follow the lines to the middle of her waist (not really wear you want anyone to look unless you've worked out within an inch of your life), and raglan sleeves are unkind to everyone, really.