Loser: Lindsay Lohan
Sorry, LiLo... SAG Award voters weren't interested in your huge comeback in Lifetime's "Liz and Dick" and went with Charlotte Rampling for something called "Restless," which I bet you didn't even know existed. And who the heck is Charlotte Rampling, anyway? Somebody who's never been nominated for a Teen Choice Award, we can tell you THAT! But it's OK. SAG voters love the wrinklies. Tomorrow morning is Golden Globes time and they're much more likely to be on your page!
- Daniel Fienberg