4. 'Dario Argento's Dracula 3D'
Dario Argento is a master of horror cinema. He has made more great horror films than the average mainstream audience member has even seen. Argento's influence is profound and ongoing, and there is nothing that could happen that would strike him from the history of fantastic film. Having said that, "Dracula 3D" is almost unbelievably bad. It's like someone dared him to make a movie where not one scene is serious, where not one performance is sincere, and not one scare is actually scary. About the time Dracula turned into a giant CGI praying mantis, I realized this one is all-time bad, and only a true genius could whiff it this hard.
- Drew McWeeny