'Abduction,' 'Beastly,' 'New Year's Eve' and...?
14. "Red Riding Hood"
A lunk-headed fairy tale told through the filter of "Twilight," and shot with a hilarious solemnity by Catherine Hardwicke. The film deserves another kick on its way out the door for being an especially pointless example of the way the term "unrated director's cut" is abused when marketing movies on home video. Featuring a mystery that would have been laughed off "Scooby Doo," the film in set in some cranked up fantasy land where hot dudes fight over bug-eyed pretty girls who spend most of their time running in slow-motion through Enya videos.
- Drew McWeeny