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15. "Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D"
Is it hard to believe the original "Spy Kids" was actually critic's favorite? 10 years later, the fourth installment may have Jessica Alba and Jeremy Piven energetically in the mix, but the result is mind-numbing. Series creator Robert Rodriguez seems to have written this one an hour before the cameras started shooting. Listen, we get that the fourth "Spy Kids" is meant for kids. That's perfectly clear, but when even the 7-year-olds are bored out of their minds by the cheap CGI and ludicrous story you know that you aren't the only one wondering when it's all going to end.
- Gregory Ellwood