'Abduction,' 'Beastly,' 'New Year's Eve' and...?
2. "Apollo 18"
Even as I try to figure out where to start describing the staggering ineptitude involved in every aspect of this found-footage horror film, I just keep coming back to the idea that this is a monster movie in which the monster is eventually revealed to be a pile of moon rocks with legs. Even so, I find myself unreasonably excited to realize that the Blu-ray version that was sent to me for review contains the endings that they originally shot that were considered "not good enough to use." Keep in mind, it now ends with moon rocks with legs. Thrilling, isn't it?
- Drew McWeeny