'Abduction,' 'Beastly,' 'New Year's Eve' and...?
10. "I Melt With You"
Mark Pellington's chaotic midlife crisis drama has a killer soundtrack, a flashy music video style and a strong cast (including Jeremy Piven, Rob Lowe Thomas Jane and Sasha Grey). Unfortunately, it has absolutely nothing going on between the ears, as it swirls down the drain into a grating, chaotic morass of sex, drugs, hammy performances and the most superficial portrait of Rich White Male Insecurity ever to hit the big screen (or OnDemand, mostly). The film's Sundance premiere featured walk-outs aplenty, but its theatrical run included almost no walk-ins.
- Dan Fienberg