Why it's so bad it's good: When a character walks into a clearly marked restricted area by just... opening a door no one has bothered to lock or barricade or anything, you pretty much know right off that no one was paying much attention to the script. It gets worse from there. How do you put a feminine slant on the superhero genre? Hmm, does monster-making face cream count as a weapon? What about CPR administered by a cat? If you've always wanted to see an Oscar winner smear catnip all over her face, put this in your midnight movie queue. It's cat-tastic!
- Liane Bonin Starr