15 Crazy Reasons Mariah Carey is the Greatest Celebrity
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She has a "good side" and thinks about it constantly.
Mariah Carey was once told by some jackass -- likely Tommy Mottola -- that she has a "bad side" of her face. She's not quite over that mean sniple, apparently, because she is doing all sorts of Gloria Swanson stuff to avoid showing her left side on camera. It is priceless and you can only love her. ONLY love her.