15 Crazy Reasons Mariah Carey is the Greatest Celebrity
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Her thousands of HSN "moments"
Mariah appeared on the Home Shopping Network to pimp some jewelry and clothes, and she ended up saying the word "moment" about 9,500 times. Some examples: "This [dress] is a full-on evening moment." "It's a bandanna moment." "That's a diamond moment. I don't care what anybody says." Moments! Thanks for the moments, Mariah. Moment.