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That Santa has been institutionalized.
This is an outrage! All Santa wanted was to break into people's homes and give children presents and this is the thanks he gets? Locked up in Ravenscar Psychiatric Hospital which is clearly violating both health codes and whatever regulations are in place for patient mental well-being. But with a name like RAVENSCAR, what do you expect? Ten dollars this place is secretly run by demons harvesting human suffering.