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As anyone who's seen the first "Anchorman" knows, Ron Burgundy is an absolute demon on the jazz flute, kicking ass and taking names with his sexy baby-making jams. Indeed, his formidable skills on the wind instrument even score him a romantic dalliance with the beautiful Veronica Corningstone, thereby proving that the jazz flute is the quickest way to a lover's heart. Get Burgundy's muscle behind a jazz flute product line and watch them quickly become the primary instrument of choice among aspiring garage bands all across the country.
- Chris Eggertsen