I don't think these were SUPPOSED to our takeaways, but c'est la vie.
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Seth MacFarlane isn't a movie star.
Movie Title: "A Million Ways to Die in the West"
Oh, stop gaping like you don't know what I'm talking about. It's true, Seth. You're not a movie star. I know you want to be - and I certainly give you props for trying - but it just didn't work out. I mean, do you see Charlize Theron trying to create an animated series? Don't think so! As our own Drew McWeeny noted in his review: "MacFarlane's not terrible as Albert, but there's not a scene in the film where it feels like he's really that guy and not just Seth MacFarlane, acutely aware that he is acting in a movie." Which, you know, isn't great. But hey, look on the bright side: you're worth hundreds of millions of dollars! Could be worse.
- Chris Eggertsen