I don't think these were SUPPOSED to our takeaways, but c'est la vie.
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Kevin Sorbo is still the best Hercules.
Movie Title: "Hercules"
All Brett Ratner wanted was to make the quintessential "Hercules" movie for this generation. But what he failed to account for is that particular niche is already spoken for. Thanks to Netflix, Kevin Sorbo will forever be the tortured Greek demigod of choice. Much like a Highlander, there can be only one. I'd pay good money to watch THAT movie though. Sorry Dwayne Johnson, but your impressive bugling muscles just can't compete with Sorbo's flowing locks.
- Donna Dickens