Cher is 68. Let's celebrate with proper fandom.
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7. Her least successful album contains a hot, hot jam, "I Paralyze"
The legend goes like this: Cher released one album for Columbia Records in '82 and it was a total flop. That's not really a legend, but real Cher fans know that "I Paralyze" has got a sort of slinky, yet elephantine bounce that qualifies as a damn jam.