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Lesson #1: Just don't have sex. Ever.
Examples: All slashers
The screen shot at left is taken from a scene in "Friday the 13th Part 2," in which the lustful encounter of unrepentant horndogs Jeff and Sandra is rudely interrupted by a damn spear. That's right: have sex and you will probably be impaled by a serial killer. Of all horror subgenres, the slasher film is arguably the most puritanical in its messaging; dating back to Jamie Lee Curtis's meek "Final Girl" in "Halloween," the lone woman survivor in these films is almost always the most virginal.