What do Katy Perry, the casts of 'Jersey Shore' and 'Glee,' Cher and Jesse Eisenberg have in common?
It's no fun to crack a joke about the "Twilight" craze when the camera can't pan to Kristen Stewart looking like she wants to throw up. Neither Team Edward nor Team Jacob will win at the VMAs this year since neither Edward (Robert Pattinson) or Jacob (Taylor Lautner) are showing up.
So breathe easy, haters. Your precious television watching time won't be interrupted by the extended shrieks of vampiric lust.