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Nearsighted Little Mermaid
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Synopsis: Ariel (Emma Stone) catches a vague glimpse of a man who she decides she loves, and thanks to the fact that there are no glasses in the mermaid world, she's not able to be sure which of three possible matches (Hugh Jackman, Patrick Dempsey, and Chris Pine) she saw. She's only got three days on dry land to find the right guy, decide which world to live in, and get some corrective lenses made.
- Drew McWeeny