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Why: Let's just say that the former heartthrob's post-"Battlefield Earth" career has been less than spectacular, and that movie came out 13 years ago.
Ideal TV role: I've heard of worse ideas than "Welcome Back Kotter: The Golden Years."
- Chris Eggertsen