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'Blue Velvet' (1986)
What it sounds like it will be about: An 80s biopic about an idiosyncratic fashion designer.
What it's actually about: David Lynch's surreal mystery from 1986 starts when Kyle MacLachlan's college student character finds a severed ear in a field. And then it heads into a dark, seedy underworld populated by a mysterious lounge singer (Isabella Rossellini) and a psychotic criminal (Dennis Hopper) who likes to get high and sexually abuse women.
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