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Could "Burlesque" be the biggest must-see train wreck in years?
You've seen the trailer. You've seen a real clip from the movie. But, you still have no idea how ludicrous the plot twists are in this bizarre musical concoction (just wait till you find out how they save the club from demolition). Plus, isn't every teenage girl's dream to see Kellan Lutz in a bowler hat and eyeliner?