Jodie Foster will shoot you. I'm sure of it.
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Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen in "Network"
Diana Christensen is a homicidal Rupert Murdoch in lanky beige glamorwear. You thought you feared Rene Russo in "Nightcrawler," but this right here is the devil herself in a swivel chair with Nielsen numbers clenched in her fist.
This is a woman who looks you in the eye and coos, "I want a show developed based on the activities of a terrorist group. 'Joseph Stalin and His Merry Band of Bolsheviks.' I want ideas from you people. This is what you're paid for. And by the way, the next time I send an audience research report around, you'd all better read it, or I'll sack the f*cking lot of you. Is that clear?" Chills.