The Walking Dead
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We would very much like to make a series of jokes relating Hollywood celebrities with zombies. The problem with that is that the jokes are just too easy, aren't they? And--and don't think that this doesn't bother us--oh so many of those jokes would be exceedingly mean. There is a whole series of jokes about mindless people following following anything that glitters and willing to eat their own to get it, kind of like the undead who choose to walk the Earth. See? We don't want to make those jokes, we just want you to know that if you're not into the Oscars, there is an alternative tonight.









