Are You There, Chelsea?

No joke, apparently Dee Dee will announce to Chelsea and Olivia tonight that she has a pillow named Mario Lopez.  We are relatively convinced that the promise of Mario Lopez guest starring tonight doesn't mean that we will simply get a glance at a pillow named Mario Lopez and not just because the episode description says as much.  Also appearing tonight, but neither as himself nor as a pillow is Jai Rodriguez, whom we all know and love from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."  We can't tell you how much we still hope that they're going to bring back that series so that we can get some tips.  We need some tips.