There has always been something a little suspect about Clark Kent. I mean, first of all, "Clark Kent"? That's a fake name you come up with when you're on the run from 3 different mobs and 25 unpaid parking tickets. Also, those ultra-thick glasses are a pretty comical disguise -- why not just go with a stick-on mustache?

I'm happy to tell you that finally, the truth about Clark has been revealed thanks to actor Joe Clabby. Alert the Daily Planet immediately.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.