"Well, John - your voice was a little pitchy, your lyrics were kinda on the nose, and you didn't actually create world peace with a song. All in all, not nearly as good as the girl who sang 'Tiny Dancer' as if she were in the middle of an 8.5-magnitude earthquake, with a frog stuck in her throat."

Yeah, John Lennon probably wouldn't have done so well on "The Voice."

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