"Well, John - your voice was a little pitchy, your lyrics were kinda on the nose, and you didn't actually create world peace with a song. All in all, not nearly as good as the girl who sang 'Tiny Dancer' as if she were in the middle of an 8.5-magnitude earthquake, with a frog stuck in her throat."

Yeah, John Lennon probably wouldn't have done so well on "The Voice."

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.