NextMovie intern Christopher Rosa is basically Raymond Babbitt (Rain Man, you fools, Rain Man), but instead of being able to instantly count hundreds of fallen toothpicks, he can recite every single word from "Mean Girls" at hyper-speed.

This really ought to be a one-man show. We could call it, "Mean Girls: A One-Man Show."

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.