The "Anchorman 2" trailer is out, everybody, and as upstanding citizens of the world we've wasted a considerable amount of our valuable time breaking it down into its most essential gif components. Because what else did we have really going on tonight?

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.