Now I'm imagining an old school video game wherein an angry Zach Galifianakis runs around beating up mean cars for points. Ready, Player 1? Kick over that barrel, grab the bottle marked "XXX" hidden underneath, guzzle it, grow in size and orangeness, and demolish a BMW.

And once you've done all that, complete the final level by having your Zach attend an AA meeting and slowly and methodically go through all the 12 steps.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.