Watch: two dopey guys simulate labor pains for Mother's Day
Nice try, boneheads, but giving birth is hardly the worst part of pregnancy. That would be the nine months of somehow remaining human while a growing parasite plays house inside your body, depleting you of nutrients, making you vomit, and permanently changing your metabolism for the worse. Also: maternity wear is way hideous.
Next up in nontraditional romantic gifts: a man gets breast implants, but they're really, really small and unappealing.