I don't know how you're handling it, but the news of the might-as-well-be-death of beloved "Weekend Update" correspondent Stefon is breaking my heart. Every time Bill Hader's nightlife guru makes an appearance in an episode, I squeal with veritable glee (it's disgusting). All I can do now is take solace in the fact that at least "SNL" gave Stefon the hero's send-off he deserves in last night's season finale.

And now? Let's assume Stefon is off to open the hottest nightclub TV-character-Heaven has ever seen.