I don't know how you're handling it, but the news of the might-as-well-be-death of beloved "Weekend Update" correspondent Stefon is breaking my heart. Every time Bill Hader's nightlife guru makes an appearance in an episode, I squeal with veritable glee (it's disgusting). All I can do now is take solace in the fact that at least "SNL" gave Stefon the hero's send-off he deserves in last night's season finale.

And now? Let's assume Stefon is off to open the hottest nightclub TV-character-Heaven has ever seen.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.