Only two weeks in, and 2014 has its first highly produced, viral proposal video. Sandor Sturbl and Lilly-Jane Young play Peter Pan and Wendy in a touring production of "Peter Pan," and recently performed in Lilly's hometown of Scotland -- which is where he popped the question, in front of hundreds of audience members and wearing tights.

And with that, every child in the audience will be confused about the meaning of the Peter Pan tale for the rest of their lives.

(via Jezebel)

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.