The five best things about this video, in increasing order of importance:

5) Shoulder pads.

4) Somehow a report about strawberries gets top billing over a story about the "prospect of peace talks between the U.S. and the Taliban."

3) Young local news reporter says "Fuck me, I can't even fucking talk" live on-air.

2) Serious anchorwoman describes said reporter's blatant cursing as an "editing error."

1) Startled Anchorwoman Gasping Face (SAGF).

Startled anchorwoman face

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.