I guarantee you haven't fully appreciated the greatness of the name "LeVar Burton" until you've heard Carey Mulligan say it in her dainty little English accent. "LeVah," Carey says, "I cahnt read. Please instruct me on the let-tahs in this boook, and then perhaps you can put my caah in the bloody GA-rage? Bob's your uncle!"

For those of you who still miss "Reading Rainbow," this video is not to be skipped. And for those of you who still miss "Star Trek: The Next Generation," might I recommend trying out sex?

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.